I apologize in advance for excessive usage of exclamation marks
2003-12-05 - 5:59 p.m.

Today has been a wonderful surprise/good news day.
My counselor therapist physiatrist whateveryouwanttocallher lady came today and it was a really good “session” we had. She surprised me and said she’s going to ask her daughter to take some of my jewelry to her college in SC and try to “expand my territory”. – Good News!
Later my respiratory therapist, Loraine, came to do my monthly check-up and she surprised us with doughnuts and not just your plain glazed doughnut, she got the chocolate covered and the delicious jelly ones. She’s so much better than Mullet Man Richard. Then she listened to my chest and said she hears air movement in my lower left lung which she hadn’t previously. – Good News!
A few hours later my dad came home and I asked him if he had any news for me and he did. The museum in downtown Cleveland at “little 5 points” is letting me sell my jewelry in their gift shop!! – Freaking Good News!

That’s such a perfect place too. The percentage they take is half of what the consignment website I was thinking of using, plus I don’t have to pay for shipping and handling and such. I’m really so excited right now, I think I’m beaming. I haven’t been this excited in months and months; things are just starting to come together so nicely. I haven’t been to the museum very much because the artwork and things is just pertaining to the history of my town and I don’t really find that very interesting. But they say the gift shop is separate and its neat because a lot of it is handmade stuff by Cleveland-ites, so I’ll be taking a trip to the museum soon and make glorifying comments about my jewelry as if I’m simply in awe of its beauty and not related to it in any way.

Last night on the local news a lady was explaining her oh so logical reason as to why she bit her boyfriend’s tongue off. Yeah, I’ll say that again: She bit her off her boyfriend’s tongue – while it was in her mouth. It was self defense she says, because “No means no”. Ugharghbleahhhhhvomit. That’s so terrible freaking crazy insane-o.