I knew the halls were filled with criminals
2004-01-01 - 11:17 p.m.

HA! I'm watching the local news and they just covered a story where a lady got kidnapped from a hospital here in town, and I went to school with the guy that kidnapped her! He had a gun and everything. It was his astranged wife that he kidnapped. Poor girl, I probably know her too. Now the boy is in jail. Without a gun. Or a wife.

Hey look, kidnapped is perfectly aligned three times in a row.